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ACTOR/MUSICIAN
Kristine Woie
CV
(the real one)
Mobile: You wish, don't you?
E-mail: I prefer letters. More charming.
Spotlight: Noun // a strong, focused light thrown upon a particular spot, as on a small area of a stage or in a television studio, for making some object, person, or group especially conspicuous.
Height: Taller than Tyra Banks
Build: Amazonian
Weight: Thicker than Kate Moss, thinner than your mom
Eye color: Red, like Voldemort. But I wear contacts, so you would never know.
Hair: Bald
Recent productions:
Stuff at drama school. You don't care anyway, do you?
I've played on TV though. Norwegian film awards 2012. Greatest moment in my life. Naomi Rapace walked right past me. I didn't know.
Accents: Norwegian-American (Stavanger, Oslo, Bergen, Bodø - Extreme to light flow) Norwegian-RP, Norwegian-Australian, Norwegian- Southern American, Norweigan - New York and Norwegian-Valley Girl.
Skills: Walking(highly skilled), Ben and Jerry's binge-eating(highly skilled), tea-making(basic), tweeting(intermediate) reading(Norwegian - highly skilled, English - intermediate, Swedish - basic), remembering to call my mom sometimes(basic).
Musical skills: I can play the recorder.
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